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Mission 2: McDonalds; Would you like fries with that?

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*drags himself into the car* *eyes his laptop sitting there sparkling in all it's wonderful machine like glory in Youjis' lap*

>.< *thinking* I will get it back!

-[Omi, oh woe is me]



Oh, it seems like Weiss has a mission. And that lady should stop pointing at us and giving us weird looks. Everyone hates us =_="

So, lets see what the White Hunters are planning to do...now that I have access to Bombay's laptop. You didn't think I just left it alone and gave it back, did you? >=)

-[Nagi, so brilliant]



Damn, he's awake now...can't do anything. What? There's a law that says bad guys can't eat at McDonald's. And if you insist on being rude and pointing at people...

-[Crawford's getting trigger happy...]



Youji's got the right idea... hop in the car, boys. I'm sure *coughcough* Momoe-san needs your help in the flowershop, what with the lunch hour rush and eager schoolgirls.

I'm still not clear on why you're here at Makudon with those people, though. *jerks a thumb in the direction of Schwarz*

-[Birman, anxious to begin]



*jumps to his feet* Arghh!! I dreamt that Aya-san and Crawford, and Aya-chan want to run me over...

*saw blazing eyes* NANI?! It's true?! *quickly jumps out of the way* let's all return to the flower shop.. *climbs into the car, the pace where he can't be run over*

-[Youji awokes]



Oniisan.....Don't run over poor Youji-kun... Maybe he does deserve it but not yet. With Ken gone you're gonna need help during -=ahem=- missions..

-[Aya]



*ponders* I wonder if I should run him over too... #_#... *tempted*

Ken is gone.. Omi is finally going through puberty... no one is here to stop me either =_=... *glances at Schwarz* They can't do anything either... they're the bad guys... o_o..

-[anxious Ran]



well we're the bad guys and they're the good- I mean uh... I have no idea Crawford ^_^

Why don't you just put our happy little Tot-less Lexus into drive, use that member of Weiss as a speed bump, and pick up Nagi on the way.

Besides. We have to get ready to plan how to intercept the new Weiss mission. *mentally whispering to The-Fearless-Leader(tm)* //It has to do with those sleezes that messed with Schwartz before, ya?//

-[Schuldich knows all XD]



*looks at resting Balinese* Hm...maybe I could run him over in my car...nah, it might damage the tires...*looks at Omi's attempt at glaring**looks at Yohji patting his head* *turns to Shuldige* Tell me again why we can't seem to ever beat them???

-[Crawford is very confused...]



*roll onto omi's laptop*

*mumbles* Asuka.....

*smiles idiotically* omi! fetch me my slippers... and i want tea with 1 3/4 teaspoons of sugar, no milk.

*hears a dog* good doggy... *pats dog's (omi's) head*

-[Youji in dreamland]



O.o.. Omi, you look weird...you can't look evil-ish you're...Omi. Hmmm...Youji-kun is sleeping now, so why don't you take it back?

-[Aya's trying to be helpful...]



That's not fair, Youji-kun! Knowing you, you'll never return my laptop! And if you do, you'll never stop teasing me! Just give it back, pleaaase!

... Why do I have to throw your trash away? I don't want to be your maid!

*tries a different tact* ... *glares while trying to look scary*

-[Omi, gimme my laptop.. grr!.. err... rawr!]



Aa. Tot left. Now I'm stuck with THEM. ¬¬ *glances at Schwarz* Er...*sigh* I should consider joining Weiss or something. *sees Omi trying to get laptop back* Or not. Life sucks.

-[Nagi, being depressed...as always]



Aww.. come on.. don't be a spoilt sport. Be. My. Maid. and then i might consider to return the laptop to you. *holding laptop above head to prevent jumping omi from touching it*

*finishes his meal* hey omi, throw the cups and whatever away for me.

*lies down on the grass, next to Aya's car* maybe i should catch a shut-eye. hey omi, call me when everyone is leaving...

-[Youji still wants omi to be his personal helper]



Tot doesn't think she' hungry . *talking to pink bunny-chan* Tot like pocky much more! *gigglegiggle* Usa-chan and Tot go look for pocky! Then we go home! Ja! *skips off* || OoC note. :: I'll be out of the country until July 21st. It'll be awfully boring without having a crazy blue-haired girl, ne? ^^; Sike. I'll see you then! ||

-[Tot goes home. ^^;]



Wow Burman! You look nice today.
*A car horn honks. A young woman yells to Ken.* Hey Ken-kun! Come on and catch a ride. We need to get to that match!
*Grabs his fries and Coke, turns to Yoji and grins* A soccer mom. *whispers to Yoji* You think I just like soccer?
*Hops into the mini van.*

(OOC NOTE: I'm goin' to Canada for about a month. Bai bai all! I'll miss ya!)

-[Ken, there's more to him than meets the eye]



*walks into McDonalds, in the mood for a snack* *spots Weiß*
Are? o.O; You guys are here. What a coincidence. And I was on my way to meet you four at the Koneko. *hint hint* Hrm. Aya, aren't you a bit old for those toys?

Oh, and what are those people doing over there? o_Ô *eyes Schwarz + Tot*

-[Birman wants some munchies]



*pokes his McDonalds toy with his finger and watches Stitch's head bobble* ¬¬... *eats his food and replaces his katana blade with the extra in the trunk*

You are all so lucky Aya-chan is here ¬¬...

-[Tired Ran]



*wakes up* o.- Huh what huh? *looks around* Konbanwaaa? Where y'all go? *pout*

-[Tot, not really caring...but back.]



Na-na-nanda?! Be your maid for life?! That's hardly fair, Youji-kun!

*thinks* How about I take over your shifts for the rest of the week? *reaches for his laptop again* Just. Give. It. Back!

-[Omi, maid for life? :O]



ANYTHING? *thinkthinkthink* would you do it if i told you to wash my car, wash my clothes, clean my apartment and do whatever a maid does for the rest of your life?! ^^ *looks at omi-the-tomato* *winks* or would you like me to say what is in that folder?

OOC note: i'm really sorry i forgot to add Youji's action earlier on...

*heard a bang* *saw a hole in Aya's katana* ^^;; Peace, Aya, Peace... *don't draw too much attention* let's all get back to the flower shop and settle this*

-[Youji plotting....]



¬¬;
*sigh* More chaos.
*looks to Aya-chan* Is it okay? My Big Mac is kinda soggy. *looks at his sagging Big Mac* Damn McDonalds.
*looks at everyone, then looks at Yoji's watch* I'm gonna have to get going in about an hour or two.
*munches on his fries and sips on his Coke before finishing the Big Mac*

-[Ken with a soggy Big Mac]



*abruptly lets go of Ran* You shouldn't hurt people Oniisan... We should go now to..erm *looks around at the not so happy faces* ..eat. *Picks up her meal and waits for the chaos to settle*

-[Aya]



*looks around* Maybe I should help Nagi out... *gets out of car* *aims gun at Aya's katana* Bam! Bulleye's *Surveys the hole in katana* *surveys Aya's VERY pissed look* Nagi. Listen to me VERY carefully. RUN!

-[]



=_=;; Is it just me, or is everyone out to kill me? Oh, the cruelty of humanity *angsts*. *glares at Aya* Who are you calling "Schwarz boy"? I have a name, you know...*dodges katana and walks away*

Schuldig, did you bring my coffee? ¬¬ I think now might be a good time to boost my alertness. *walks towards car*

-[Nagi, notes that Farf isn't the ONLY psycho...]



*looks at mass chaos around Nagi* *looks at Schuldige's unusually wide smirk* *looks at watch* *sigh* I've been up for less than an hour and I already have a migraine...oi...

-[Advil...need advil...]



*grins at all the mass chaos after getting everyones food*

Hmm....I can't end all the chaos so easily....Hmm....Oh...Two Birds with one stone!

*walks calmly back to the Lexus* Ohhh I have all your foooooooood! and Tot. I have a proposal for you ^_~ *waits for the others thanks and Tot's curiousity...* Better pull this off before Nagi get's back >_>; ....

-[sneeky sneeky schuldich =3]



AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! GET AWAY FROM HERE! *waving katana in air as imouto-chan continues hugging his waist* Go away Schwarz boy and give Omi back his laptop so we can kill you! >.<

-[nearly cutting Prodigy's arm off]



Erk! *tries to take his laptop back* Give it back! Please!! There's nothing in there! *face red with embarrassment*

*grabs for it but misses* I'll do anything you want! Just give me it back!

-[Omi, why meee?? T.T;]



Good! finally the Case of the Missing Laptop had been solved! ^^ *peered down at what omi was checking* *saw omi open a folder named, "omi's not secret stuff" hey, omi, what's in it? *snatches laptop from omi's lap and started checking* *enters omi's "unsecret" folder...*

*exclaimed!*

-[]



*grabs his laptop from the air quickly and hugs it* My laptop! *hugshugshugs*

*blinks* ... He downloaded some of the ga-... !! *sits down and quickly turns on the laptop and sees if Nagi found his... 'secret stuff'* *breaths a sigh of relief when he finds nothing in it is out of place* Yokatta..

*hops back up* ^___^ I'm hungry. *looks at the food and gets down on munching*

-[Omi <3 <3 *munch munch*]



*glances around at everyone* Um...<_<...>_>...v_v;;

I didn't think trying to return a laptop would be this much trouble. At least Abyssinian's..."occupied". How about this, then? *stands still and telekinetically floats Bombay's laptop back to him* Aa, I would thank you for the interesting little games I got off your laptop, but you're Weiss.

STOP WATCHING ME! It's not like I'm going to kill you or anything. ¬¬...*sees Weiss glaring at him* Bad choice of words...*walks back to Schwarz car* *mutters* I don't think I've ever received this much attention in my life...except that time I blew up that building, but...

-[Nagi, uncomfortable with the unwanted attention]



Damn. The coupon is no good. *Mumbles apologises to the McDonalds cashier.*
*Walks out to Ran's car.* Can we eat in the car, Ran?
*Looks to Nagi, eyes him with slight concern and then turns to Aya-chan.* Aya-chan, here's your Big Mac & chocolate milkshake.
*Hands Yoji his food.* Yoji, your hamburger, medium fries, & Coke.
*Hands Ran's food to him.* Ran, here's your chocolate milkshake, McChicken sandwich, & *quietly* your happy meal toy.
*Looks at Nagi, sets Omi's hamburger, their medium Fries, & their Cokes on Ran's car hood so he can take a bite out of his own Big Mac while he still watches what Nagi's going to do.*

-[Ken, he comes forth and giveth some food]



It's June, Ken-kun. Why? *notices a sleek looking laptop in the arms of his enemy* My laptop!!

*__* *holds out his arms* Give it back, please!

-[Omi. *raburabu!* Who cares about Schwarz? My laptop!]



*from inside the McDonalds* WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S NO GOOD 'TILL NEXT MONTH!?! IT IS JULY! I WANT A SECOND OPINION!
*Pokes his head outside.* Omi? What month is it?

-[Ken, with a void coupon]



*sighs* I didn't quite forseee Aya-chan's glomping. According to my orignal vision, Ran was supposed to slice your arm off... Oh well. *Turns to Aya-chan* Thanks! *to himself* Maybe if she glomps him harder he'll die of suffocation...*looks at Ran continuing to struggle* ^_________^

-[Crawford wants a camera ^^]



*pets his imouto-chan's hair* Aya-chan, Aya-chan~ Let me breathe =*_*

*glares at the apperant Schwarz boy approching their car* GET AWAY FROM THERE! *tries charging towards him but fails because he is being glomped* -_-=

-[Ran is trying to pay attention to both events]



ok.. put the laptop on the floor... slowly... *detective instint kicking in* then you can jolly-well retreat back to Crawford's car and wait for your food.

*turns to Ken* hurry up with the food! =9

-[Youji is not relaxing.... ^^;;;]



*sighs* Ano, oh jeez.
Naoe. Having that gun is not very comforting to any of us. 'Specialy Ran. *Warily eyes Nagi and walks inside of the McDonalds and orders the food.*

-[Ken, worried about possible chaos]



*sweatdrop* Crawford-san...I don't think your gun is helping much. *glances at Balinese with weapon drawn*

...See? *forms a shield and advances very slowly and cautiously towards Weiss' car* Anou...*knocks on the window* =_=

-[Nagi, I come in peace]



*smirks* ok omi, i won't tease you...for a while. ^^ and Aya, relax! I won't do anything to hurt Aya-chan... *mumbles* not if i want myself killed...

*notice Nagi approaching their car* *notice the gun in his hand* *calls for Aya* there seems to be trouble... *pulls out wire*

-[youji in action mode...]



Oniisan! *Glomps Ran* Ne..Omi-kun cheer up! ^_^

-[Aya-chan got the keyboard working]



I do NOT have hentai stuff in my laptop!! *notices people staring at him* ... O.O; *turns beet red* e-eetou...

*covers his face with his hands* *muffled words* I should've just stayed back at the shop.

-[Omi, boku wa ecchi ja nai yo!!]



*blink* What do you mean? I give you a SALARY for crying out loud. Hell, it's more than I give Farfie! *vision* Um...Nagi...*tosses him a gun* I know you're a telekinetic, but..uh, I think you may want to take that juuuuuust in case...

-[Crawford doesn't want to lose his telekinetic]



Aa...thanks for the shake, Schu. Since I don't get an allowance...*looks at Crawford, then Schu* SOMEONE needs to pay for me. O.o;;

Anyways, I think I should just return the laptop now since we don't need it. Plus, Abyssinian's distracted, so maybe he won't attack me for nearing their car...¬¬ *exits Schwarz's car with Bombay's laptop* *walks towards Weiss' car*

-[Nagi has a conscience]



Aya! *runs and holds her shoulder protectively*

*eyes everyone else* is there a problem with me wanting toys?! One: I don't eat much, a happy meal will get me full, two: it's cheap, three: THAT TOY IS FROM FRIGGIN STITCH! WHO IN THE HELL WOULDN'T WANT IT?! *plotting to reproduce toy as a Ran toy* =.=...

-[don't mess with Ran]



We have to pay for ourselves? O_x dude. *lacks money**eyes Schu*

Hey Schu.... *smirks*

-[Farf, who needs money for food]



Thanks Ken-kun! Call onichanRan. Andyea get me a chocolatemilkshake.

-[Aya-chan is having problems withthe spacebar]



Oh Aya-chan... *blushblush* so kawaii... unlike some Aya we know, only trying to act cute... -__-;;

chill, omi! *sighs* how come Schwarz still wants to hold on to your laptop.. *side glance omi* did you store something hentai-ish in there? *blushblush* *thinkthinkthinkthink*

-[Youji is not a BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE...]



Ah! I'll pay for you Aya-chan. *Looks to Aya (Ran)*
Oi, that didn't sound right at all.
//That sounded like I was going to pay for his "services".// *Blushes and sweatdrops*
Ano, since Aya-chan is here, I'll call Aya: Ran.
*Looks very puzzled* Anyway I say that, it doesn't make sence.
*Scraches his head and sweatdrops* Ano, I'll go get the food. 2 Big Macs , 2 Hamburgers, 3 Medium Fries, 3 Cokes, 2 chocolate milkshakes and a McChicken sandwich. And a happy meal toy. Right? You'd like chocolate milkshake Aya-chan, yes?

-[Ken, very baffled]



You people are paying for yourselves and Nagi, lets just keep the laptop for a while, shall we? *grins* ... waaaaait a second.. Abyssinian...happy meal??? ...*twitch twitch* Does not compute... does not compute... Fatal Error...

-[Crawford IS a robot!]



yare yare. I space out dealing with all the hungry freaks and their idiot minds and I get yelled at.

Ok. so that's three coffees. a coke. one order of chicken nuggets and I'm sorry Farf, they don't have blood flavored dipping sause. Though I'm sure you could pick off that one manager over there taking a smoking break.

Oh and Nagi...I know you want a chocolate shake too...you could have asked. Too bad you don't need to with me *grin*

Lets see. Tot...you want...a big mac? Isn't that a little too mature for you? you don't want a kids meal or something? I'm sure you and Abyssinian could split a Happy Meal.

*glances around* you think I'm kidding about Abyssinian *grin*

-[Schuldig gets COFFEE! =D]



*shuts laptop* Done. The files you wanted are accessible from here now, Crawford-san. Now...to install these games. *glances at Schu* Are you going to get our food or not? ¬¬ Lazy bum.

*blinks at Omi's laptop* Should I return this to Bombay?

-[Nagi is bored and waiting for coffee]



Ran-kun!! You're here! and so is a bunch of other people. Anyways...I don't think I brought enough money for a Big Mac and a Milkshake, you'll pay for me? right?

-[Aya-chan forgot her money...]



*smiles happily at getting some games for his amusement* Soo, what does this place have? o_x *looks over the menu* I want the Chicken McNuggets. and a coke. *turns to Crawford* Are you paying for us? e_x;

-[Farf, McDonalds hurts God]



Gomen nasai!! *pout.. gasp!* I mean.. I'll shut up now! ... >>; ... <<; ... *doesn't wanna shut up.* ...Soon.. later.. *looks over at the laptop* Nagi-kuuun.. o_o What's with the website and all the old white people?

-[Shush. Tot will man-handle you. o_O]



*tries to talk with Youji pulling at his face* Ahum erm ger um.. *pulls away* I'm 17! I am a big boy! Stop treating me like some kind of a kid! *pouts*

.... *blinks* Aya-kun... *small grin* ... you play with happy meal toys? XD

-[Omi... I'M 17!]



Hamburger, Medium Fries and Coke? Okay, I'll get that for Omi too. Okay?
*Looks to Aya and sweatdrops* Ano, chocolate milkshake and a McChicken burgers? Don't you mean McChicken sandwich? *Sweatdrops more* And do you really want a happy meal toy?
*Walks into the McDonalds, thinking* //Our bold, fearless leader. I hope Schwarz doesn't find out what kind of man Aya is.//

-[Ken, very embarrassed because of Aya]



*glances at Crawford* I think you're being a bit mean, Crawford-san. *mutters* Unless YOU would like to be thrown into a wall. *turns to Schuldig* Get me coffee. *back to laptop* *hacks into the Pentagon while uploading Omi's games*

-[Nagi is working...as usual]



*looks at Nagi, looks at Farfie* Okay, since I'm outnumbered, you can have the games, but did you hack into the Pentagon yet??? *turns to Tot, glares, points gun at Rabbi-chan* One more word out of you and the rabbit gets it! *Glances at Schu* Go get food...now.

-[Crawford in fearless leader mode]



get me a chocolate milkshake and a McChicken burgers *mumbles* and get a happy meal toy with that. =.=

-[Aya is actually hungry]



[ OoC note: ^^; My friend made up that title.. don't ask, please. ]

*whimperwhimper* I'm hungryyyy.... *talks to her bunny* So is Usa-chan. *throws the bunny at Crawford* o_o; ...

[ PS. Speak! o_o; ]

-[Tot is beefin`.]



I want a Hamburger, Medium Fries and Coke. Thanks, Ken. ^^ *looks at the sweatdropped-omi* When you grow up to be a big boy, you will understand that girls shows how man you are and whatever... *pulls Omi's face into a wide smile* Try it... let's see how many girls look your way. ^^

-[Youji means well... ^^]



I have to wait here with Youji-kun? *looks at Youji flashing smiles at all over 18 females* ...

*shakes his head* Anything is fine, Ken-kun.

-[Omi .. ¬.¬;]



Ah! Finaly! *Opens the car door and slips out.*
Aya, whacha want? Afterall, you did drive me here.
*Looks to Omi.* What do you want? I'll go inside and get brunch while you and Yoji wait for Schwarz to get your laptop back.

-[Ken, armed with his wallet]



I can't even finish the song? *pulls out her greatest weapon: the pout* Oh well... if we're here that's all that matters, ne? *smile, giggle* ^^ Bunny says thank you for not trying to shoot her..yet... but hey, she's sure a ...um... nice guy like you wouldn't try that, right?

-[Tot, so mistreated. v_v;]



*shakes Brats hand hesitantly* Right-o...

*leans over and whispers in Nagis ear* Could you get those games for me? I get SO bored in my cell sometimes... <_x

Wai! McDonalds hurts God! ^_x! *smiles all genki like* I want pancakes!

-[Farf, food! ^_x;]



*glares at Schuldig* Try that, and you'll be thrown against the nearest wall I see.

So...we're finally here. *starts downloading all of Bombay's files onto a disk* Wait until I finish getting this, and I'm done with my work... *mutters* no thanks to you. Hm...should I do anything else to it or just leave it alone?

-[Just how evil can Nagi be?]



You could shoot something more than the rabbit Crawdy-kins

And I feel a large group of annoyed and hungry people other than us up ahead...I suppose that would be the McDonald's. ya?

-[Schuldich still wants COFFEE!!]



Our missions aren't that boring. And don't even THINK about getting those games from Bombay. You need to concentrate on your WORK! *Looks back and Tot* And if YOU don't stop singing this second, I'm going to shoot that damn little rabbit of yours!

-[The hills aren't alive for Crawford]



*twitches at sound of Schu's voice in his head* Semi? What the... *turns to right side out the window and sees an extremely large truck*

*swirves uncontrolably around the road and manages to just barely dodge it*

... *changes subject matter* Those Schwarz bastards better not be looking at our files... and why the hell are they helping us now? ¬¬

-[paranoid Aya]



Crawford...are you sure I should warn them? Offing Weiss without the effort? Wait...that's no fun! I guess I should warn them...*sigh*

//hey abyssinian! tall dark and annoying! Crawford says you should take little kenken-kitten's advice and watch out for that semi *grin*//

*sighs and thinks* I wonder if Farfie'll be mad cause I did something to 'help God'

-[Shuldig feels so empty =/]



Okay then. I'm sorry Mr.Farfie! *giggle-giggle, shakes psycho's hand* Nagi makes a good mediator, ne? *huggles her kawaii Nagikins... stare at laptop* o.o Papa never let us play Everquest.. Oi, Weiss gets the cool missions, huh??! --; Grr!

*getting bored really fast* *starts throwing her stuffed bunny around* Do, a deer, a female deer! Re, a drop of golden sun!!!!!! ^^

-[Tot's a big ball of sunshine -nyo!]



*reaches for the radio knob* *Kinki Kids' music flooding the car* hope this music will cheer you up! ^^ *lay back in his seat* Ahh... it's so quiet without that kid... *looks at Crawford's car in front of them, with Farfie twitching* Wooo... there's gonna be trouble... Aya, you don't have to kill them, they are going to kill themselves...

*sees McDonalds coming into view* Ok folks, we are finally here...

-[Youji gets ready a rose]



Farf, don't get worked up about it. I'll leave the muzzle off if you don't hurt Tot. *turns around* And Tot...he won't bite or stab or whatever as long as you don't taunt him, so leave him alone. v_v;; When did I become mediator?

*goes back to "exploring" Weiss' laptop* *reads mission reports* You know, they have some very unique missions ... *continues reading and commenting* ...why can't Schwartz do these? All we ever do is-- ...is that Counterstrike? O.o And Quake. And Starcraft. And EVERQUEST? ¬¬;;

-[Nagi is very amused]



Schwarz has our files? *sighs*

*swirves gracefully around the truck* They better not touch anything on that laptop, otherwise I'm not letting them into McDonalds and killing them if they bother trying =_=

-[Aya doing his evil 'death to Schwarz' glare]



Ano, don't cry Omi. *Nevrously pats Omi on the shoulder.*
What do you mean? We can get it when we meet Schwarz at McDs. Do you have homework on there? Don't worry. *Smiles in an effort to cheer up Omi.*
It's okay.
*Looks up* AYA! TRUCK!

-[Ken, clueless and in the path of a semi]



-_x; *mumbles something about being mistreated*

Okay, Farfarello is getting angry. *Pulls on the muzzle, and manages to somehow rip it off, gaining a small cut under his good eye in the process* STOP HITTING ME!! O___X!! *twitchtwitch*

*whines* Crawford! Make it stop! T__x

*resists the urge to maim Brat* *twitchtwitch*

-[Farf, SOMEONE wants to die...]



Yeeeek! *thwaps Farfie with her umbrella* Little brat has a name, baka!! Tot doesn't like Mr. Scary Schwarz man. u.u; Nuu, she doesn't! *whine* How can you guys stand him? *blinkblink* If you get to put a muzzle on him... ^^; Can you walk him on a leash, too? KAWAII! *petpet..THWAP!*

-[Oh, by the way, Tot's STILL hungry! >>;]



.... *looks at Ken* .... I forgot my laptop. All my work's in there! *looks like he's about to cry*

-[Omi... oh noo]



...Fine. *puts muzzle on Farf, mentally holding him still*

It's alright, Crawford-san, I'll sit in the back with Tot. By the way, we might want to leave.

And why do I have two laptops? *blink* Wait. If this is Bombay's laptop...it should have Weiss' files on here, ne? Hmm...

-[evil evil Nagi >=)]



Damn Crawford! Japan would have won that match aganst Belgium. Van Der Heyden wouldn't have got it if I was gaurding instead of Narazaki. Even though Narazaki is very good.
*Watches the passing cars and the semis rumbling by them.*
Yoji, could you turn on some music?
*Looks at the radio clock.*
I suppose we're getting brunch now.
*Looks at Omi.*
Are you okay Omi? You're kinda quiet.

-[Ken, hungry and annoyed with Crawford]



*Blinkblink* Apparently Bombay doesn't want his laptop back...oh well. *tosses it back* Here, Nagi. *vision* Um, Schuldig, you might wanna warn them about the large speeding semi that gonna crash into them in about 2 minutes...

-[Crawford, feeling charitable]



*gets back into car and mumbles to himself* I wouldn't want to waste my time with little girls anyways *sweatdrops and drives off to McDonalds*... -.-...

... did I forget anyone?

-[Aya~ driving off]



*blink* Wow, Tot's actually right for one. Nagi, your turn to muzzle Farfie. *looks at Schuldig* Um...how about you ride shotgun, Prodigy...*glances at watch* Whoa, it's already 10:30...Maybe we should get going...

*looks at Aya* BTW, your car IS a junk heap. You're an assasin, drive like one! And *oh-so-innocently* anyone been keeping up with the World Cup lately?

-[Crawford just wants to get there!]



*sneers at the child-like....thing* Che. I am not an animal, therefore I do not require a muzzle. -_x; *fingers his knife that was carefully tucked away in his pocket* And I'll keep this with me. *eye narrows* *mutters* Little brat.

*clears his throat and brushes his fingers through his hair, taking a seat in the back* So Crawford, where exactly are we going again? o.x;

And another thing, why is Brat here? <_x

-[Farf, the misunderstood one T_x]



SHOTGUN?! O_o Where! *blinkblink* Oh... that shot-gun. ^^; I knew thaaat... Oh well! *clingu!* I'll sit with Nagi-kun, and... *looks to the Farf* o.o; Shouldn't you..um... put a muzzle on him, or... *holds her umbrella tight.* I'll just keep this with me. *shudder*

-[Tot doesn't care... she just wants food! ;-;]



*Schu-schu ponders calling Shotgun first...therefore leaving Nagi with the two rabid attack animals*

hmm...am I that evil...oh ya. I am...

SHOTGUN! >=D

-[Schuldich gets to sit next to Braaaadly =D]



*Yelling from the back seat.* Well, I don't think Aya's car is crap!
*Looks at Aya.* It's a beautiful car. Come on. Get in the car. Aya, just get even later! Let's go to McDonalds already!

-[Ken, hungry and impatient]



*raises her umbrella* It's not my fault your car sucks! Getting a new one wouldn't hurt, Weiss! *sticks out her tongue* Unless you can't afford a new one, huh? Hah!

-[Tot's ready for a fight!]



*gets out of car and raises katana abotu to slice the (bleep) out of Schwarz and Tot, sparing Farfarello because he has no idea what the hell is going on* Bratty little kids, I'll get rid of you now so that we can eat in peace without being bothered by you little pieces of...

-[Aya doesn't take insults too lightly]



*sits quietly in the backseat* *keeps himself out of the 'who's car is better' arguement*

n_n;;

-[Omi.. weib + schwarz = chaos *biku*]



*gets in Lexus* Hn. It's much more comfortable in here. I agree, Abyssinian's car is a piece of crap.

*looks at Farfello* Do I have to sit with him? ¬¬

-[Nagi wants to stay away from the resident psycho]



Yeah! Your car is crap! *scowl* And...and.. *spots Farfie* YEEEEKKK!! Getitawaygetitaway!! *thwapthwapthwap* KOWAIIIIIII!!

-[Tot says "Weiss no baka!"]



[OOC note: I had a sudden trip to chicago. O__o; Sorry about that. X| Grr. ]

*suddenly appears out of nowhere, licking his blodied knife happily*

*spies the car and everyone climbing in* Um, Are we going somewhere? o_x; *blinkblink*

-[Farf, aaah the smell of blood in the morning]



*gives Tot his evil sinister 'Aya is going to kill you now' glare* Did you just call my car a piece of crap little girl? Watch your mouth before someone gets rid of it once and for all =_=....

-[Aya's pissed once again]



HIDOI YO! Just because you're older and a bishounen doesn't mean you can do whatever you want! ..Wait... yeah! ><; You're just being a mean baka-head! *thwaps Youji with her umbrella* I'm leaving, and taking the bunny with me! *snatch, scoots her way out of the car* At least the Lexus is cooler than this piece of crap. O_o

-[Tot now prefers Schu over Youji]



Ok! Schwarz and the noisy 7-year-old can take Crawford's Lexus. *get out of the car and pulled Nagi, Tot and Schulderich out of the car* *slams the car door shut after them* Ok, Aya, drive.

-[Youji shoos all Schwarz and Tot out of the car]



*Still typing* Don't expect your laptop back anytime soon *looks at crowded car* ...Maybe I should take my Lexus...

-[Crawford, the laptop Nazi]



*blinks at the pink bunny on his shoulder* Ano...v_v;; And I agree, I wouldn't pick any of them either. Is it just me or is it getting crowded in here...and where exactly DID Farf go?
...
*looks around and searches for signs of mutilated bodies* *sigh* Good. *goes back to typing on his precious laptop*

-[Nagi is waiting]



Matakuuuu!!! *whine* We don't need that one-eyed freak anyway!! ... *shudder* o.o; Well, I don't want the one eyed freak to come, so NYAH. *throws her pink stuffed bunny at Aya* Can we go already? I'm hungry!!

-[Tot wants to know why we're not moving!]



*car usually fits 6 people but there are apparently eight trying to fit in* ¬¬...

*counts the people in the car*... *turns to Schwarz* Where's your our psychotic team member? ¬¬

-[near suffocating Aya]



*wonders for a moment just exactly how big Aya-kun's car is*

*looks at all the jam packed people in there and sweatdrops* n.n;;

*wonders where he's supposed to sit* o.O

-[Omi... erm.. squeak?]



hmm...we could finish this competition over at McD's...

I just have to worry if some middle aged women participate in voting....@_@;; scary...

*turns down the bishie sparkle and slides into the overpacked vehicle*

-[Shuldich wants McD's Coffee!!]



Waaiii! Nagi-kuuun!!! *huggle,places stuffed bunny on his shoulder* I think Nagi-kun's right, we should all stop making fun of me, too. o.o;
Are Schu and Yo-tan still competing? o.o;;... or did they give up already? *whisperwhisper* I wouldn't chose either of them!
So let's go already! I want some fries! ^^

-[Hurry up! Tot's hungry!]



Hey! Chotto! Aya! *turn to look at Schulderich, who is still smiling his no-quality smile* erm... *look at the indecisive fangirls then look back at Schulderich* Well, looks like there will be no votes today... *pushes hair back* they must have wanted to vote me, but at the same time, they don't want to hurt your feelings, thus leading to this situation... *sighs* we will continue later, after eating...

*hop into the car beside Scary-Aya* *thinking to himself* i'll be more noticeable if i sit in front... Besides, all female drivers are above 18... maybe i should wind down the window for them to have a better view... *plotting plotting*

-[Youji is going for female drivers now..]



*irritated by the blabbering going on in the car* Fine, fine I don't care. Get in the damn car -.-, I'm leaving Schulderich and Yohji behind if they keep doing this *sweatdrop*

Give me some coffee too Omi -.-...

-[Aya's being impatient]



I am NOT too genki! *huffs*

*looks at Aya* I'm not hungry anymore. Can you just drop me off somewhere, Aya-kun? Perferably some place nice and quiet and... give me back my laptop Schwarz! *tries to glare*

... maybe some coffee would help... *drinks coffee again*

-[Omi ... uncomfortable]



*telekinetically floats laptop to himself before it hits the ground* Arigatou. Schuldig, how long are you going to stand there looking like an idiot? Are you coming or not?

*walks to car and squeezes in easily* *starts typing* *looks to Ken* And leave Tot alone.

-[Nagi, being small comes in handy]



CAR RIIIDE!! *squeal, giggle* Last one in the car is a rotten.. um.. last person in the car! ^^; Tee hee.. *skips to the car, squirms her way into the back seat.* . >>; ... <<; ... Are we there yet? *talks to her stuffed bunny*

-[Tot again! Kawaii!!]



Don't mention betting. *Scowls at the thought of Kase.*
Okay Aya!*Moans.* Iie...
We're going to look like a bunch of college students trying to break a world record. Damn it. Why is it so hard to find new shocks for my bike?
*Gets into Aya's car, sitting in the back seat.* Jeez, I'm gonna get squished.
*Looks outside at Schwarz, the rest of Weiß, and Tot.* Come on already!

-[Ken, very hungry]



*sigh* Fine, we'll go to McDonald's with Weiss And *drops Nagi's laptop* You happy now? *Snatches Omi's laptop and goes back to stock portfolio* Omi, stop glaring at me, you're to genki to look threatening. *vision, looks up, grins* Anybody want to make bets on Schu V. Yohji?

-[Crawford, the clairvoyant bookie]



I'm not a four year old prissy, you big...big...big... BUTT HEAD!! ;-; *attacks with her umbrella* SHI NE!!! .. ne... Chotto.. o.o; You said McDonald's right? Oooo! ^o^ I wanna come!!! Pleeeeeease?!

-[Good luck on trying to get rid of Tot!]



Hurry up and get in the damn car you stupid kids! *grits teeth* You want to make this any harder for me or will I have to force you into it?! I'm hungry, I want McDonalds, Ken and that Tot-girl are acting like little 4 year old prissies, Crawford, give Nagi's damn laptop back, Omi, get in the freaking car and we'll leave Yohji and Schulderich here if they want to keep competing in front of the flower shop instead of the resturant, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?! *nearly mad enough to set the car on fire*

-[Aya is very angry]



HIDOI YO! *thwaps Ken with a pink stuffed bunny over and over again* At least I look better than you!! You fight like a gi--I mean.. like a sissy boy! >P What did I ever do to you anyway? ... >>; No wait... I mean... YEAH! What did I ever do to you anyway?! *thwap thwap thwap* BAKA!!

-[You're gonna make Tot cry!!]



Ano,...
What's this? *Nabs Schuldig's fan.*
And do you really want Schwarz comming Aya? In your car? *Pauses and eyes the opposing team suspiciously.* Them?
*Looks at Tot and scowls.* Pretty? Your pretty? We throw away rotten plants that are prettier than you.
*Thwaps Tot on the head with the fan and looks to Aya, pointing at Tot.* I don't want her to come with.
*Eyes Schwarz suspiciously again.*
'Specialy him! *Points to Farfarello.*
I'm just hungry and I promised to coach the little league after school. I don't want this to be an all-day thing. I just want breakfast.

-[Ken, more hungry than baffled]



* piiku * Well, I'm the prettiest one here! ^o^ Ne, I must've missed something, really. o.o; You guys sure act girly sometimes...^^;; But since it's you guys (bishounen!) I guess it's okay, right?

-[Tot wants some pocky!]



*mutters* I'm prettier than both of you.

So Abyssinian...you'd be willing to take SCHWARZ? ¬¬ You're losing your cold-hearted-bastard touch. Well, if Crawford-san allows us to...*looks over to Crawford* And...may I PLEASE HAVE MY FRIGGIN' LAPTOP BACK?! >.<

-[Nagi, losing patience]



*grins* Oh everyone knows I'm irresistable.

*Shu somehow pulls a theatrical fan out of thin air and winks to the fangirls* I'll be sure to add something special for my extra pretty fans.

*Shu proceeds to bishounen sparkle*

-[Shulderich needs an ego adjustment]



Fine. i accept your challenge! *pulls out a comb from his pocket and start combing his hair*

*Turn to all the fangals outside the shop* Okay gals, do your stuff, all you have to do is plant a kiss on the left side of the glass window if you support me, plant a kiss on the right if your support him... *jerking a thumb at Shulderich*

Ok... GO!

*smiles a super-irresistable bishounen smile*

-[Youji accepts Shulderich's challenge]



Ugh, are you coming? *opens door to his car and gets in, looks out window* I'm going to leave, whether or not Schwarz comes.

*eyes Schulderich* Never expect me to make anything near compliments to you or your teammates.

-[Aya, anti-social]



Me? Trouble? I'm so flattered you think so highly of me Abyssinian.

And Bombay I stated I could get some fangirls off of YOUR back. That doesn't mean I don't mind a little extra attention.

*Shu-shu mentally prods Youji* //Wanna compete? Let's see who can get more fans. We could even have a wager. What do ya say kitten?//

hm...if you're not gonna use the caffine Bombay, I might as well put it to good use...besides, you're too genki already.

-[Shulderich still wants coffee]



*looks at Schu* ... Are you offering to be my bodyguard? *blinks* o.o;

*looks at the coffee pot* *looks at Aya getting ready to go to McDonalds* *looks back at Schu*

*blinks again* Do you still want your coffee? *sweatdrops* Why is Schwarz here again? I thought the clueless one was supposed to be Ken-kun.

*headache* ... Maybe I should stop drinking so much coffee... *puts the cup down*

-[Omi *bikubiku* ... anou.. atama no itai yo]



*looks to Ken, Omi and Yohji* Fine.

*Then looks out the window to Schwarz* Let's all go out for some McDonalds, I need to get away from here, the flower shop is closed for today.

*points at Schwarz as he makes his way out of the shop* You better not cause any trouble when you're out with us *narrows eyes at Schulderich and Yohji* Especially you two =.=...

-[Aya doesn't care anymore]






____________Intro
Welcome to Rose Tinted Glasses, this RP log is for the characters of the oh so cool anime Weib Kreuz, really I dunno what happened to this blog, everyone just kinda stopped coming to it, but I urge the old members to join again~! I'm having trouble trying to contact them all, but be sure that the character you're choosing might already be taken... for those people who were members before, the password is the same as it was then ^^; Well, thanks for coming and enjoy!

Attention!: To avoid shutting down again, please add entries when you feel like it, if you have something to say, please say it. Don't wait until someone else enters it for you, especially when no one is entering much at all. Thanks!

_____The Cast of Rose Tinted so far:

Fujimiya, Aya
Age: About 21 years
Weapon: Katana
Codename: Abyssinian
Played By: Gomaki

Aya, normally known as Ran, the anti-social money-grubbing leader. Otherwise, Ran doesn't care about anyone other than himself and Aya-chan, not too found of Takatori either.

Hidaka, Ken
Age: About 19 years
Weapon: Bugnuks
Codename: Siberian
Played By: Doodle-kun

Ken is a former soccer player for the J-league but got kicked out for being accused of betting on his own games. He loves teaching younger kids how to play and is more of the klutz in the group.

Kudou, Yohji
Age: About 22 years
Weapon: Wire (piano wire)
Codename: Balinese
Played by: yushan

Playboyish, woman-hording assassin. Formally a detective, has a thing for his old partner Asuka how had been ressurected as Neu.

Tsukiyono, Omi
Age: About 17 years
Weapon: Darts, bowgun, throwing knives, arrows
Codename: Bombay
Played by: Gaki

Omi is the youngest of the Weiß gang and probably has the most traumatizing past of them all. Omi takes great pleasure in giving out flowers to his friends to help them feel happier.

Fujimiya, Aya-chan
Age: About 16 years
Weapon: none
Codename: none
Played By: Ron

Aya-chan, the younger sister of Ran (Aya), from Ran's flashbacks we see Aya-chan as a childish but cute and caring young girl.



Crawford, Bradley
Age: 27 years
Weapon: Clairvoyance, guns
Codename: The Oracle
Temporarily Played by: Rhya-chan

Bradley Crawford, mostly called Crawford, loves playing with guns and the future. Leader of Schwarz and is practically the biggest party-pooper in the whole series -.-.

Schulderich
Age: 24 years
Weapon: Telepathy, Mind-reading
Codename: The Mastermind
Played by: Animelily

Orange-headed, mind-reading, Yohji-like Schwarz member, Schulderich, not much is known about him at all during the series. He's more of the Yohji of the group... Crawford really doesn't like him too much.

Farfarello
Age: 20 years
Weapon: Withstand any amount of pain
Codename: The Beserker
Played by: Chibi

Farfarello, the psycho of the story, loves cutting himself, hurting others to hurt God and is very into licking knives. Farfarello may be the familiar character name from the stary of Dante's 'Inferno'.

Naoe, Nagi
Age: About 15 - 16 years
Weapon: Telekinesis
Codename: The Prodigy
Played by: Mi-chan

Nagi Naoe, youngest member of Schwarz and counter-part of Omi. Nagi has the ability to use telekinesis to fight, to throw Weib against pillars, or to blow the wind so that Tot's skirt goes up ^^.

Tot
Age: About 16 - 17 years
Weapon: Pink Umbrella
Codename: er, Tot?
Played by: Mariko

Nanami Hibino is Tot's real name, she acts like she 7 when she's really 16 -17 years old, she carries around a little pink stuffed bunny with her and talks to it. There are some little Nagi + Tot bits in the show ^^.

Manx
Age: About 23 years
Weapon: Gun
Real Name: Kitada Hanae
Played by: Ten No Arashi
Persia's personal and beautiful secretary who delivers most of Weib's missions for the series, she also serves as a personal coodinator for the boys. She's very attractive to Youji and wears socks with heels....

Birman
Age: 23 years
Weapon: Gun
Real Name: Kyouko Takaoka
Played by: shades_children
Another one of Persia's beautiful secretaries. She comes after his death with Botan and helps Manx deliver the mission to Weiss, in the manga, she is the first of the Kritiker agents to appear.

____________Available characters:
Aya
Ken
Youji
Omi
Aya-chan
Manx
Birman
Persia
Botan
Crawford
Schulderich
Farfello
Nagi
Hell
Neu
Schoen
Tot

If you would like to take on the part of any of these characters, please email me and tell me which character you would like to be, and please include, your homepage address, and nickname/name.

____________Archives
Mission 2: McDonalds; Would you like fries with that?
Mission 1: Weib caught in a weblog and no beer?!

____________Linkage

Link here with this:

aXis - X
Deai - Love Hina
oro? - Kenshin
Release! - Cardcaptor Sakura
Your Heaven - DNAngel
Another Impact - Evangelion
Angel Sanctuary
Blue Confusion - Bubblegum Crisis
CCS Blog
Change the World - Inuyasha
One Truth - Meitantei Conan
Operation: Blog - Gundam Wing
Over the Sky - Escaflowne
Taihen yo! - Kamikaze Katiou Jeanne
Spicy Marmalade - Gravitation
The Play's Gone Improv! - Fushigi Yuugi
Symbolic Rubbish - Shoujo Kakumei Utena
Roadtrip
Project D - Initial D
No Style - Gravitation
Neon Gravity - Saiyuki
Kamikaze Crash! - Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne
Jusenkyo Curse! - Ranma 1/2
FFVII Log
Down the Rabbit Hole - Miyuki-chan in Wonderland
Cephiro Inc. - Magic Knight Rayearth
BSSM Blogalicious - Sailormoon
Tower of Babel - Tokyo Babylon

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